PART 1 , 2 Back by popular demand! (Okay, not really.) Still more signs developed at I.C. Labs for a new and vastly improved Manual of Uniform Traffic Control Devices:

DIL-WEED CROSSING. To be placed within 200 feet of high schools, wine bars and legislative assemblies.

BICYCLISTS MAY USE BOOTY SHAKE. Part of a new series of signs informing motorists of the various strategies bicyclists might utilize as legal and proper road users.

New Park Service signs guide tourists to their favorite recreation areas. This sample grouping points the way to swimming, jeeps and wizards.

PRIVATIZED YIELD SIGNS. To generate revenue, struggling municipalities are auctioning to the highest bidder the right to ignore traffic controls at specific intersections.

NEW REST AREA SIGNS. Because the old ones weren't fooling anybody.

PART 1 , 2

TO BE CONTINUED? GOSH I HOPE SO.